May 2013
thefattman:
thesp8game:
broadway-is-my-home:
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
are you satan
...
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
renkos:
sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
World's Deepest Swimming Pool
the-voodoo-blue-fj-that-cruises:
nerdycouture:
3492th-pie:
IT’S THE WATER TEMPLE.
WELP, TIME TO PUT ON MY WATER TUNIC AND METAL BOOTS
I MUST SWIM IN THIS.
vapid-acid:
If you feel ashamed of yourself just remember that I went out in public wearing a t-shirt that says ‘mathlete’ today and will probably do so again in the next few hours
mishaonmywaywardlesbian:
ladydireadsalot:
myt0xicvalentine:
I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
A season a day keeps your friends away
